Marwa, 19, hup Holland hup.

did you know that unicorns are actually horses with penises on their heads?

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

“You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him.”

Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via m-e-ghan)

these-times-shall-pass:

click for relatable on your dash!
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

pyrop:

tangletots:

askinnyblackman:

duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck duck

goose


#suddenly the game makes sense #if you bop a duck on the head its like #why this hello #if you bop a goose #it will CHASE YOU AND DESTROY YOU #hence the running when goose 

I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW THE RAIN IS GONE

meanplastic:

when you accidentally open your front camera

image

Guys please dont unfollow me anymore, im on vacation in Morocco so i wont be posting as much as usual but its temporary

yungneako:

-

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

charlie-carmichael:

              Love the booty   

          Grab the booty

         Hold the booty 

      Desire the booty

    Fight for the booty

                 Bite the booty

                         Touch the booty

                                  Care for the booty                                

                                       Worship the booty

                                         Squeeze the booty

                                        Believe in the booty

                                      Embrace the booty

                                   Respect the booty

                            Protect the booty

                        Spank the booty

                           Hug the booty                

Goddamn that shit pisses me OFF

@sir-afropunk

Yep